Twingo 133 Cup Makes Food Shopping Fun Again


Renault Designers Eargerly Await Their Bonuses of Brio and Frubes

Renault's Graphic Designers Eagerly Await Their Bonuses of Brio and Frubes

If you want to get to the south of France quickly then you buy an Aston Martin DB9. If you want to get there loudly then you buy an Aston Martin V8 Vantage.  If you want to get there swiftly and stylishly, but care equally about the sleek curves of your Brylcreamed barnet, then you buy a 1964 Aston Martin DB5.

Similarly…if you want to do the shopping then you buy a Renault Twingo. If you want to do the shopping bloody quickly you buy the all-new Renault Twingo 133 Cup. Renault has announced today that the latest car to get Renault Sport treatment is the smallest in the range. It will be powered by a naturally aspirated 1.6 litre engine kicking out 133hp, more than enough to transport 2 for 1 curry sauces home at pace.

The Cup option includes a new chassis with lowered ride height, allowing for the 160Nms of torque delivered at 4,400 rpm to be planted firmly on the road surface.  A top speed of 125mph should be enough to pass people in the street without them seeing the horrific graphics you purchased for the doors. At £130, I recommend an alternative – purchasing a box of Crayola Crayons at around £3.99 and allowing a small child to express themselves thus.

0-60 comes in 8.2 seconds and with prices starting at £11,550, you’d be hard pushed to find this much fun at this low a price.

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~ by Rory White on September 29, 2009.

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